Why the UN needs reform (but never gets it).

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Why the UN never gets the reform it needs.

Proposal 10,042: Reform the UN.

US: I think we should have all the power

France: No, the US is irresponsible. Look at their global warming debate.

US: Expel France!

China (PROC): We should kick Taiwan off the map, too.

Taiwan (ROC): No!

Russia: US, you need to stop your missile defense system.

Secretary of State: Isn’t this a bit off topic?

US: Russia is anti-democracy! That goes against the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights!

Britain: Bloody hypocrites. *mutters something about Guantanamo Bay violating another part of the declaration*

China: *whistles, looks away while torturing a Chinese human rights advocate*

NGO (representing Darfur): HELP!

US: We should have all the power.

Taiwan (ROC): Why were we kicked off the UN by China (PROC)?

China (PROC): *sends missile towards Taiwan (ROC)*

US: *looks away*

US: I think we should have all the power.

Russia: No, that would get in the way of our plot to take over the world.