CTY Mafia
1. At CTY, there is always a “casino night” type of thing where dorms try to collect “CTY dollars” for use at an auction (Auction items were, for example, sushi at a local restaurant and other things).
2. My friends and I were playing with poking holes in water bottles to make squirtguns.
3. RAs would hire us to do various stuff, like getting them drinks.
4. So we set up mercenary business, getting RAs to hire us to squirt other RAs. However, only three RAs hired us. We canceled the business when one victim RA fined us a ridiculous amount of CTY money.
Next year I’ll try telling the victim that we were hired to squirt them and that we could just squirt his hand if he paid us money.
Now I have a business plan that’s just as evil as the RIAA’s! Yes!
First of all, who are RAs.
You could even combine the RIAA and Microsoft by sometimes accidentally squirting victims who paid, and charging MORE money to fix future errors like that, and then charging even more money because the ‘fix’ only applied to the specific occurence.
uldivad9
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
RA = Residential Assistant
I would, but being fined is not fun.
And then I would get a 30% price cut.
And sometimes I wouldn’t carry out the job.
No, it’s much more profitable to be good (to some extent).
lietk12
Friday, January 4th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Well, if that were true, several companies would be out of business.
uldivad9
Friday, January 4th, 2008 at 10:47 am
And I hope they do.
lietk12
Friday, January 4th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Well, not me. Most of them are pretty much essential. Pretty big. Like Microsoft.
uldivad9
Friday, January 4th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
ANTI-TRUST! ANTI-TRUST! ANTI-TRUST! ANTI-TRUST! ANTI-TRUUUUUUST!
lietk12
Saturday, January 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am